Condoms in the car…
A man is about to get married to his fiance. He’s over at her parent’s place sorting out last minute wedding details, when her younger sister appears naked at the top of the stairs and says “lets do this now, before its too late.” The man immediately turns and walks out the door. Waiting outside for him is his ecstatic fiance and her parents. She runs up to him, kisses him and exclaims “I knew you’d pass the test!” Moral of the story - always keep your condoms in the car.
