Louvature is my hero.

A man is about to get married to his fiance. He’s over at her parent’s place sorting out last minute wedding details, when her younger sister appears naked at the top of the stairs and says “lets do this now, before its too late.” The man immediately turns and walks out the door. Waiting outside for him is his ecstatic fiance and her parents. She runs up to him, kisses him and exclaims “I knew you’d pass the test!” Moral of the story - always keep your condoms in the car.

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Chris Cohen - Professional Horse Race Commentary (via SlurpyJ)

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Sat Dec 6

onemoretimewithfeeling:

Fuck Planet Earth - via Funny or Die

If you get squeamish watching preying animals on National Geographic, there are a few images that might disturb you, but this is mostly funny.

h/t Geo

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Wed Nov 26