sharingtime:

Dear Neighbor,

I know you love Alicia Keys. We all do. What a talented, young soul singer. Her songs “You Don’t Know My Name” and “No One” are both great.

Here’s my only question: was there a reason for playing both these songs at top volume at 10:30 AM? Because not all of us are awake at that time.

I hope next time you’re trying to sleep on your day off, someone slaps you awake with a dick.

Sincerely,

Your friendly upstairs neighbor